Santos FC Announcement

Discussion in 'TFL: League 1 Red' started by abolishthefed, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. abolishthefed

    abolishthefed Specializing in mediocrity

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    Given the lack of ability to compete in this league, Santos FC has been forced to hire a new strength and conditioning coach.

    The new coach will be tasked with two challenges; helping Santos players not fall over when a 5 MPH breeze comes into the stadium and helping the team finish headers.

    The Santos management crew evaluated all their options and the new strength coach will be Mr Barry Bonds. Bonds had a long career as a player in the US's Major League Baseball. He started his career as a skinny guy with a gerry-curl and built himself into a behemoth with an oversized head. Santos management believes that players will be able to finish more headers, if Bonds is able to show them how to enlarge the circumfrence of their head. It's science!

    More changes coming soon.
     
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  2. Ant0nTheGreat

    Ant0nTheGreat Walk On

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    pass and move is the name of the game....
     
  3. KnightNoles

    KnightNoles Learn to Compete

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    damn, I was thinking this was going to be a resign/retirement thread....

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  4. Bryan Colmenares

    Bryan Colmenares Walk On

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    LOL i thought it was an insult thing towards the media xD, but this is GREAT stuff guys
     
  5. Wick36

    Wick36 Welcome to the Jungle

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  6. Krebstar425

    Krebstar425 Thee Mighty DFB

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    Santos FC should make themselves a team page while they're at it. ;)
     
  7. Ant0nTheGreat

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    Oh so when you have too many lightweights you still want to run through the defense single-handedly. lol
     

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