We are about to advance to the Carousel! IMPORTANT NOTES: 1) You are NOT allowed to take coordinator positions. The ONLY way you are to ever become a coordinator is if you get fired and no head jobs are subsequently offered. 2) You must (think only matters for Ian and Goose this year) stay at a school for a minimum of 2yrs. This is our "tenure" rule. 3) We ask you to not make sideways moves to just make a move. Stay or move obviously up. 4) I will be automatically pushing through all coordinator offerings and obvoius lower/sideway moves (i.e. FIU coach isn't going to ULM or NTex) 5) Please be available on text messaging for updates when you are on the clock or questions, etc. 6) You can do this on the computer so we should move fast. I don't imagine a lot of movement without coordinators on the table. 7) Good luck. NOTE: You are basically an idiot if you don't resign and play the field. We've never seen it work out. Just note that if you don't resign you still CANNOT sign on to be a coordinator.