SH '13 - Hack's Way Too Early Power Rankings

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  1. HackGolfer

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    It's time to breakdown the who's who in Saturday Heroes for the 2013 NCAA release and see who is ready to put up or shut up on the gridiron. I will be analyzing one member a day in reverse order until we get to who I think will win it all in our first season. Feel free to add your thoughts as we go along on one magical ride.


    12. SteamboatReb
    11. pitt4life21
    10. T2
    9. HackGolfer
    8. NeuroticTruth
    7. H22APWRD94
    6. Cimmy24
    5. BG
    4. onaradio34
    3. controllerabuser
    2. sdid22
    1. ryty32
     
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    The first on my list, who is also at the bottom of the list, comes a fresh face to Saturday Heroes in SteamboatReb. The cocky, drug doping, "dream boat" has a lot to prove in NCAA this year as his reputation in the Madden leagues has left much to be desired. When he is not expressing his love for titties, old skool rap groups or bro love with controllerabuser, he might actually find the time to turn on his PS3 and play a game or two. He even admits himself that he has no game [in NCAA that is - hell, he might have no game with the ladies either], but this could be a secret ploy to quietly arise the ranks and steal a National Championship... sorry Reb, you gotta crawl before you can walk and taking UNC will be no cakewalk.
     
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    Looking forward to these. Great start! Lmao
     
  4. onaradio34

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    Note to self: Only say flattering things about hack for the next 12 days.
     
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    Quite impressed Hack wasn't expecting this thread

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    As a Houston Texans and Pittsburgh Pirates fan, coming in or near last place should be familiar for this Saturday Heroes newcomer. [Sorry guys, you have to prove yourself before I can rank you any higher -- although your stint in Hard Knocks makes me feel comfortable with my order (y)] With Univ. of Pitt on the move to the ACC Coastial division, pitt4life is squared away to battle SteamboatReb on an annual basis, which could be the deciding match for "Zero" of the year (the coach with the worst record). One may think the Panthers can return to greatness but their growl is certainly bigger than their bite!

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    The bigger question is - - Who will be the first user in SH to lose a game to #12? GTG holds that rather dubious title in HK and my first user win came in my third season there. I have not lost to Pitt in quite sometime though he did make marked improvement before we were done in HK.

    Thank you for the motivation Hack.
     
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  8. pitt4life21

    pitt4life21 RTJR!

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    I liked this because it my team not because im 2nd to last :)
     
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    HACK is really going ham hes showing a lot of these




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    As much as it pains me to put Texas A&M this low, they are the next team on my list. Relax, it's T2Express. This man can ship a cold bottle of beer around the globe in under 48 hours but can't pull in a :2stars: recruit to save his life.. and his little vacation from the game may prove to have been too long as the rust continues to erode his hit stick one loss at a time. Tracy needs to quickly find what is left of his "A" game to survive the gauntlet of the SEC West.
     
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    How did I not see this thread earlier wtf. Awesome!
     
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    What you been smoking?
     
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    .... one a day 'eh?
     
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    The day is not over yet homeslice. Will post #9 when I get home from the in-laws this evening
     
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    I can't say enough great things about this coach. He is handsome, intelligent, and probably one of the greatest people on this websi... ha! almost made through with a straight face. Let's face it, HackGolfer's user record is just awful and don't expect it to get any better this season. Taking a new school and a new offensive scheme will be enough of a challenge, and doing so in the SEC West is just career suicide.

     
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    Not to mention he'll be taking dives against TAMU every season.
     
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    I can't trust anyone who has the word "Truth" in their name. You are trying too hard buddy. I also can't trust anyone who is this excited about uniforms that look like quilts made by my senile grandmother. I get it, you are proud of the state flag... but you are mind fucking everyone who has to stare at those monstrosities. Anyway back on subject - NT hasn't had many iterations of Saturday Heroes under his belt (although he has beaten me once - read as "who hasn't?"), so it is tough for me to predict where he falls. The truth is, Maryland sucks - ex post facto, NT sucks.
     
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    QFT.


    Also, the uniforms are meant to be a distraction. We need every advantage we can get at Maryland.
     
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    Pretty catty for June. I am liking how the ACC is shaping up. On to the power conferences!!!!
     
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    "H22APWRD94". Gesundheit. In case you are wondering how Mike got his username, it was the aftermath of throwing up alphabet soup. In case you are wondering how he became an Iowa Hawkeye fan, well... even the conference bottom feeders need fans, right? Mike has had some success as of late running the Spread at Baylor but is shifting gears back to his true love in the yellow and black. I think he can learn to adjust but it won't be an easy transition and the first season will be one that Mike will soon want to forget.
     
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