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Dateline - LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY
The Sportsworld could be in for a shocker in the next coming days as the University of Kentucky is potentially breaking rules to recruit WR Brennan Bailey. Bailey is a 6'7" monster out of West Virginia. Kentucky has pulled all its resources including promising Bailey a starting spot on the UK basketball team.(WTF). This has catapulted UK to the top of the list for Bailey, but the biggest news is Coach Knight and Coach Calipari have both been seen with large duffle bags. These same bags where seen coming out of a Wells Fargo by a cheesy looking character (to our shagren it wasn't Coach Knight) and being delivered into a black SUV. This same SUV was spotted outside Baileys Amherstdale home.
We have known that Bailey's mother has solicited money from PSU but Coach Cimmy wants to run a clean program.
State College, PA
When emergence of the Ms. Bailey, mother of WR prospect Brennan Bailey, rumors that she solicited money from the program, PSU answered the numerous phone calls. "No monetary transfers were done between Ms. Bailey and the program. Ms. Bailey is simply a family friend of one of our assistant coaches who hails from the nearby West Virginia area, and is an avid Monopoly player with the Bailey family. Simply put, she wanted to buy the Boardwalk," says a representative.
@BobJr0526 Try attacking our program again
Lmao @Cimmy24 That's good
The situation is escalating as Bailey himself stated "I want to go to a coach that knows how to use(r) me"
"Coach Knight may have given me duffle bags full of..." * interrupted by agent * "ahem, I mean...Coach Knight may have given me duffle bags of...love?...in his phone calls, but what really gives Kentucky the edge right now is that I see the current receivers get thrown bombs, where they then run what is called the "loop" to catch the ball. It is kind of intriguing, but I still like what PSU and Texas have to offer." - Reported by TSPN
Looks like the Wr decides to go to Austin where he can have all the free women he wants. Now UK turns their focus on tOSU. The Buckeyes out for nasty revenge.
*Coach Knight addresses all the rumors*
"Well obviously all of the rumors are what they are said to be... rumors. We wish Brennan the best at Texas and hopefully get to show him what he will miss here at Kentucky. He could have been another Bailey to leave his mark here at UK, Jermaine Bailey HB and Babatunde Bailey Safety are/have played at an exceptionally high level and I guess Brennan wanted to get out of the Bailey shadow."
Breaking News from Happy Valley, TMZ Style:
Clip of Coach Cimmy after hearing the remarks by UK Coach Noles, "Haha, what a coward. He loses out on Bailey and still lies. Yeah, of course he hopes to show him what he will miss, he'll be looping receivers for years to come."
"our kids play fundamentally sound football, why wouldn't a receiver want to create separation to get open?" "This "looping" is blown out of proportion by these other coaches, let the guys play!"
Average Receiver + "seperation" = national title
GET OFF MY DICK!
National Title =
no just violated..
You guys are hilarious
National Title brought to you by....
YOU DEFINITELY MAD!
I am mad....mad that someone can get away with all that bullshit and still be a member of such a good league. oooooooo *Overhand* oooooooooo
The DOwn low insults in this thread. Just amazing. And fun to read really lol
winner winner chicken dinner
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@Cimmy24 is on a role.
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