Team Draft - Don't Be An Idiot

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  1. Michael Overman

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    Regarding the current ongoing team selection draft...i advise you to...

    DONT BE AN IDIOT :bag:


    Pick 1: Alex (Ninersfan80) San Francisco 49ers
    Pick 2: Jim (LtJustice) Seattle Seahawks
    Pick 3: Aaron (Hulk_hagen_55 ) Oakland Raiders
    Pick 4: Curtis (thafuture3886) Indianapolis Colts
    Pick 5: David R. (ncsu12ddr) Carolina Panthers
    Pick 6: Danny (DJDunn6) Miami Dolphins
    Pick 7: Ryan (krtgolfing) Green Bay Packers
    Pick 8: Dave (saintsdave75) Houston Texans
    Pick 9: Chris (CSteud) Washington Redskins
    Pick 10: Troy (redlishus)
    Pick 11: Lawon (MrWitness36)
    Pick 12: Steve (sactown)
    Pick 13: Carl T. (CTfromDC)
    Pick 14: Loren (ThaBayouChef)
    Pick 15: Michael O. (Michael Overman)
    Pick 16: T.J. (klaximilian)
    Pick 17: Heath (heathh)
    Pick 18: Kris (coachmimz20)
    Pick 19: Moe (CaptMoe)
    Pick 20: James M. (cry_havoc)
    Pick 21: Jon (Warhawk AKA dreadman)
    Pick 22: James Y. (Phenom)
    Pick 23: Mike S. (CowboyMike70)
    Pick 24: Rob (PepperNY)
    Pick 25: Grey (LLCoolGrey)
    Pick 26: Juan V. (Juan Valencia)
    Pick 27: Eric (Easy Dez It)
    Pick 28: Michael C. (KNICKSFAN_84)
    Pick 29: Pope (dablakpope)
    Pick 30: Avery (AveryB)
    Pick 31: Doug (CHUNKNESS)
    Pick 32: Mike A. (Miki1369)


    Top Teams that should be taken by now...that Aren't

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    Um Hello, Like HELLO...the Lions are still available. That's right the Detriot Lions. If you started a fantasy draft right now, you could draft and redraft all day and never be able to select a roster anywhere in the ball park of the Lions. The Lions have the best receiver in the game, and not just b/c he played college ball in the state of GA (bias). Wr Calvin Johnson is a beast, he would go in the first round of any and all draft and draft types. Now pair that with a young QB who has THE HIGHEST THROWING POWER IN THE GAME in Matt Stafford...schwing. Again no GA bias...but Stafford did play college ball in the state of GA. #what'sintheGAwater . I won't even mention Madden stud HB Reggie Bush...okay I will mention him.

    Okay moving on...NO NOT MOVING ON. They also have potentially the youngest meanest don't invite them to dinner at your parent's house defensive line ever created. SUH and FAIRLEY...give me a break. Young star in the making high first round pick Ezekiel.

    If you pick in the near future...take the Lions. If you already picked and you didn't take them...uhh Idiot.





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    Maybe you are stuck in the past and and you need to wake up. The Cincinnati Bengals are new and improved and built for success on BOTH sides of the ball. EA Ratings Czar referred to WR Aj Green (went to college in GA) as this years "Randy Moss". The defensive line boasts large and in charge DE Michael Johnson (went to school in GA). He is a stud and you get to put him on a defensive line with Carlos Dunlap and Atkins who are both beastly. They have two TE's in Gresham and Eifert, that are going to be fun to play with.

    If you pick soon...take the Bengals...or be doomed and bask in your idiotness.




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    How is this Madden Dream Team not taken yet? They have a reinvigorated QB with Michael Vick and he is running the high paced Chip Kelly Oregon Offense. Did I mention Michael Vick is also tied for being the fastest QB in the game, paired with great THP ratings. Let me make it more clear...since you are obviously dense. The Eagles have the fastest QB, the fastest WR (Desean) and the fastest RB (McCoy), and they have stud TE's in Celek and rookie Ertz. Maybe Chris Johnson is faster I admit, but it doesn't feel that way, and Mccoy is a bonafide stud. The Eagles are very solid and are going to be a terror to keep at bay.

    Stop wasting time being a lowly mouth breather and pick the Eagles.




    Sooooooo in summary...DONT BE AN IDIOT

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    Article was written in jest...nobody should take offense

     
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  2. guitarDADDY1208

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    I really like this I played with the Lions a lot last year they are a young team that deserves a ton of respect! I also see the Bengals making a lot of noise in the AFC North.
     
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  3. klaximilian

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    In other words, everyone in front of Michael....dont pick the Falcons.

    Or you're an idiot. (y)
     
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  4. ThaBayouChef

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  5. CTfromDC

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    Right! I just need the next picks to be "idiot" like, so I can get the best of the rest!
     
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  6. CTfromDC

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    Falcons would never drop to him....ijs
     
  7. CowboyMike70

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    I would take the Bengals....
     
  8. coachmimz20

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    i am an idiot.
     
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  9. Michael Overman

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    You and I both
     
  10. heathh

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    I didn't want to be an Idiot! !
     
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