The 2013 Cathedral Team Lottery!

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  1. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Welcome to the 2013 Cathedral Team Lottery!

    Here's the deal. This year, we are requiring that you choose a team expected to be in the bottom 15 of the FBS. Although it is true that the official game has not itself released who these bottom 15 are, it isn't rocket science to figure out who in fact the most horrid teams will probably be.

    Criteria for Bottom 15 Teams:
    1) Be in one of the worst three conferences in the FBS: the MAC, the WAC, or the Sun Belt
    2) Have won no more than 5 games last yr
    3) Have no higher than a C overall rating in NCAA 12

    Comments on the Bottom 15:
    1) Personally, I think you are an absolute woman if you pick a team with 5 wins last year. I'm being gracious including these. Pick a team with 4 or less you wussies. Let's do this thing!
    2) Consider picking a team somewhat in your region or one that you can make a connection to (I was born in New Mexico, etc.) This makes it (and rivalries) a bit more compelling when guys are playing with teams they have some "proximity" to.
    3) If you would like to propose your own team outside of this list as one of your top 3 choices, we will allow the proposal. However, you better present an air-tight argument why they are will in fact be one of the hands-down worst 15 teams in the FBS this year. Even then, there are no guarantees your proposal will be accepted and if denied, you will lose one of your three "picks" for the lottery.

    The Lottery Explained:
    1) Take the weekend to review the below list of teams to whatever extent you feel necessary. Look at their prior year games, their rating in NCAA 12, their returning class, their uniforms, their next yr schedule, their conference, etc. Have fun with this. We will not be changing teams later.
    2) By Sunday night, please PRIVATELY message me your top 3 choices in order of desire.
    3) I will put everyone's name in a hat and have my gorgeous smoking hot wife pull them out (I'm a pastor dangit!) to generate the official pick order.
    4) Tune into our special "Cathedral Reveal Show" (hopefully Monday) in which everyone can view the order of the worst 15 teams in the country and more importantly, which team is officially yours for the NCAA 13 Cathedral Carousel!


    The Teams (in no specific order):

    WAC
    Idaho (2-10)
    New Mexico State (5-7)
    San Jose State (5-7)
    Texas State (N/A)
    UTSA (N/A)

    Sun Belt
    Florida Atlantic (1-11)
    UL Monroe (4-8)
    Middle Tennessee (2-10)
    North Texas (5-7)

    MAC
    Akron (1-11)
    Bowling Green (5-7)
    Buffalo (3-9)
    Kent State (5-7)
    Massachusetts (N/A)
    Central Michigan (3-9)
     
  2. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    I have received Mormon's top 3. Boom.
     
  3. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Goose, Bulldog, and Plague's top 3 are in!

    man I love doing this.
     
  4. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Pro's choices are in!

    You guys are like little kids in the candy store (just like me!) .

    Only Weave, Bonner, and Mulls left (Tbone but Tbone might have flown the coup... I've got him on a secret "boot" deadline. Kind of hoping he misses it so he can post-boot "rage quite" again;))
     
  5. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Weaves teams are in!
     
  6. mmullen8

    mmullen8 Walk On

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    i see this working out this way
    "With the 12th pick, out of 9 people, Matt Mullen selects a huge glass of bull semen"

    real professional commish
     
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  7. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Bonner and mullens are in! And with this, all teams have been submitted. gonna be fun. Possibility of bumping reveal show up to Sunday. Until then, feel free to double check that it submission is what u wish to be stuck with. We will not be changing.
     
  8. mmullen8

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    I have nothing to hide, I want UMASS you bastards, the minutemen is what my wife calls me at home. near and dear to my heart
     
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  9. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    I love it. The short neglectful dick shows up and begins by undermining the entire lottery. We missed u.
     
  10. mmullen8

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    I wouldnt be suprised if i get stuck with and FCS school and have to wait 3 seasons to get promoted. Your a power hungry dictator that realizes that everyone likes me better.....
     
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  11. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    And we are back!!! I love this crap!!!
     
  12. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    P.s. power hungry dictators don't care who like them.
     
  13. mmullen8

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    p.s.s. v-neck t shirt wearing ones do...
     
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    I like how this is coming from a guy who was ousted as "substitute commish". I mean really.....who gets booted as a substitute?

    Ps. I want UMASS
     
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