The Carousel and Job Security

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  1. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    Technically I did not get "fired" (laugh away...there's a point here). My contract was up (1yr) and they chose not to renew. I was at 50% approval rating at the time (thanks file corruption). Make jokes but be warned. if your contract runs out and you don't have a green light, good luck! There are some reports of pretty astonishing non-renewals and firings... so buckle up!

    Contract Years

    Warm Up the Interview Suit... You Suck!
    -Bonner, 39%, 2-3, With a 3 game stretch of tanner, smu, and weave... horrid coach + horrid team = 0% chance of Renewal

    Toss Up, Should Get Renewal at Bad Program, but this is EA Sports... Good luck!
    -Mullen, 52%, 3-1, MAC schedule helps. Goose and VT don't. Up to coach at this point. Another 6-6 season might be scary. But not as scary as mullen's gay lisp.
    -Mormon, 57%, 2-2, No Boise but can he take down SDSU, Air Force, Fresno, and Nevada?. Will be close call... but either way, can Laramie handle another season of user-user INT disasters?

    Total Horseshit if Fired!...But Ya Just Never Know, Do ya?
    -Tanner, 56%, 3-1, after bowl win at f-ing Tulane, security should be MUCH higher, but inconsistency haunts... so does cheerleading past
    -Plague, 66%, 3-1, coach keeps heating up! and the Sun Belt offers little in the way to block climb

    You want to re-sign right now Coach?
    -Bulldog, 73%, 2-3, turned program around in 1 yr with bowl win and Arizona... ULL is his if he wants it! So is free whiskey and cheap transvestite hookers on the backroads of the bayou.

    Non-Contract Year Coaching Notes:
    -Gramps and Goose sit at 47%... can they survive a losing record? Can Gramps simply survive another year of life?
    -Paul Wulff, Head Coach, Washington State, 1-5, 28% approval, team has the 120th ranked defense in the country. Does 1st yr O-coordinator (37th ranked Off) get the job? Reports are he f-ing hates Pullman.
    -They love "The Ravishing One" in San Jose. Who wouldn't? Nothing to see here folks... nothing except a passionate SJSU alum head coach who is reportedly in it for the long haul! Who cares if he sucks at actually coaching? We don't!
    -UTEP coach will be moving up, this is certain... but to where?
     
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  2. AndyVanSlyke

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    hot seat updated. pac12 has awful coaches.
     
  3. mmullen8

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    man if BG doesn't rehire me with top 25 wins each year...I am going to be pissed.
     
  4. mmullen8

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    also....you did get fired. You got fired like a CEO does when he gets caught feeling up the help...either resign and go away quietly...or we are going to tell everyone what you did to that young, scared man
     
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  6. TRudethaDude

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    Great job! So I have been a bit busier at work this week, but I'm totally pumped and in this still and look forward to many more seasons fellas!
     
  7. LeatherHelmets

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    Big roll this week, beating Oregon State 35-3 and WSU 35-14 in in the HOFL....hoping it carrys over to WKU vs Indiana....job security at 47%, despite being 2-2
     

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