Technically I did not get "fired" (laugh away...there's a point here). My contract was up (1yr) and they chose not to renew. I was at 50% approval rating at the time (thanks file corruption). Make jokes but be warned. if your contract runs out and you don't have a green light, good luck! There are some reports of pretty astonishing non-renewals and firings... so buckle up! Contract Years Warm Up the Interview Suit... You Suck! -Bonner, 39%, 2-3, With a 3 game stretch of tanner, smu, and weave... horrid coach + horrid team = 0% chance of Renewal Toss Up, Should Get Renewal at Bad Program, but this is EA Sports... Good luck! -Mullen, 52%, 3-1, MAC schedule helps. Goose and VT don't. Up to coach at this point. Another 6-6 season might be scary. But not as scary as mullen's gay lisp. -Mormon, 57%, 2-2, No Boise but can he take down SDSU, Air Force, Fresno, and Nevada?. Will be close call... but either way, can Laramie handle another season of user-user INT disasters? Total Horseshit if Fired!...But Ya Just Never Know, Do ya? -Tanner, 56%, 3-1, after bowl win at f-ing Tulane, security should be MUCH higher, but inconsistency haunts... so does cheerleading past -Plague, 66%, 3-1, coach keeps heating up! and the Sun Belt offers little in the way to block climb You want to re-sign right now Coach? -Bulldog, 73%, 2-3, turned program around in 1 yr with bowl win and Arizona... ULL is his if he wants it! So is free whiskey and cheap transvestite hookers on the backroads of the bayou. Non-Contract Year Coaching Notes: -Gramps and Goose sit at 47%... can they survive a losing record? Can Gramps simply survive another year of life? -Paul Wulff, Head Coach, Washington State, 1-5, 28% approval, team has the 120th ranked defense in the country. Does 1st yr O-coordinator (37th ranked Off) get the job? Reports are he f-ing hates Pullman. -They love "The Ravishing One" in San Jose. Who wouldn't? Nothing to see here folks... nothing except a passionate SJSU alum head coach who is reportedly in it for the long haul! Who cares if he sucks at actually coaching? We don't! -UTEP coach will be moving up, this is certain... but to where?