Template: COACHES Wish I were him: Glad I'm not him: Lucky guy: Poor guy: Desperately seeking a clue: Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Desperately seeking ... anything: TEAMS Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't: Dang, they're good: Dang, they're bad: Did the season start? Can the season end? Can the season never end? GAMES Play this again: Never play this again: What? Huh? Are you kidding me? Oh ? my ? God: Told you so: NEXT WEEK Upset alert: Must win: Offensive explosion: Defensive struggle: Great game no one is talking about: Intriguing coaching matchup: Who's bringing the body bags? Why are they playing? They shoot horses, don't they?