The "Pastor" Awards - The Return

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  1. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

    Jul 17, 2010
    That's right... get ready for them... making their way back from last year

    The Pastor Awards
    (and acknowledging from beginning of The Cathedral until now)​

    The Jesus Grail
    (our Heisman: involves involvement, dedication, good attitude, comedic ability, and level of restraint when speaking about Heath)​
    Winner: Goose​
    The Virgin Mary Statue
    (feminine, sweet, and small... my beloved)​
    Winner: Mullen​
    The John the Baptist Honey Jar
    (cries out a lot, very concerned with league and future direction, hairy)​
    Winner: Pro​
    The Martin Luther 95 Theses
    (will not tolerate impropriety from the popish establishment... or fake punts)​
    Winner: TRO​
    King Henry Richard of the Crusades' Muslim Scalp
    (the winner)​
    Winner: Weave​
    The Friar Tuck Beer Stein
    (kinda quiet, alcoholic, mysterious but cuddly)​
    Winner: if I have to say than you don't give a rip about this league​
    The Lucifer Pitchfork
    (doesn't believe in the correct Jesus)​
    Winner: Mormon​
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2011
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  2. mmullen8

    mmullen8 Walk On

    Jul 12, 2010
    wow so many people to thank...where do i start. nice work. remember as bad as you are at commish, you never simmed a bowl game to a guy we just talked off the ledge
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  3. mrluchini

    mrluchini Walk On

    Aug 3, 2010
  4. Goose

    Goose Walk On

    Jul 20, 2010
    I'd like to first thank the Lord God for giving me the ability to be funny as all hell. Hopefully I can start actually winning games. That be nice.

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