The "Pastor" Awards - The Return

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  1. vatechhokie01

    vatechhokie01 Anglican Priest and Beer-snob

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    That's right... get ready for them... making their way back from last year

    The Pastor Awards
    (and acknowledging from beginning of The Cathedral until now)​


    The Jesus Grail
    (our Heisman: involves involvement, dedication, good attitude, comedic ability, and level of restraint when speaking about Heath)​
    Winner: Goose​
    [​IMG]
    The Virgin Mary Statue
    (feminine, sweet, and small... my beloved)​
    Winner: Mullen​
    [​IMG]
    The John the Baptist Honey Jar
    (cries out a lot, very concerned with league and future direction, hairy)​
    Winner: Pro​
    [​IMG]
    The Martin Luther 95 Theses
    (will not tolerate impropriety from the popish establishment... or fake punts)​
    Winner: TRO​
    [​IMG]
    King Henry Richard of the Crusades' Muslim Scalp
    (the winner)​
    Winner: Weave​
    [​IMG]
    The Friar Tuck Beer Stein
    (kinda quiet, alcoholic, mysterious but cuddly)​
    Winner: if I have to say than you don't give a rip about this league​
    [​IMG]
    The Lucifer Pitchfork
    (doesn't believe in the correct Jesus)​
    Winner: Mormon​
    [​IMG]
     
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  2. mmullen8

    mmullen8 Walk On

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    wow so many people to thank...where do i start. nice work. remember as bad as you are at commish, you never simmed a bowl game to a guy we just talked off the ledge
     
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  3. mrluchini

    mrluchini Walk On

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    lol,greatness!
     
  4. Goose

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    I'd like to first thank the Lord God for giving me the ability to be funny as all hell. Hopefully I can start actually winning games. That be nice.
     

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