The "Q" 2016 Mock Draft

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  1. klaximilian

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    Awwwwwww Yeah! The "Q" Mock Draft is back!
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    This year's mock draft brought to you by Viagra. Because if this mock can't get you excited, Viagra certainly can.

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    1. Seahawks (LtJustice) - Jarred Tarrent (LT) North Carolina

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    The Hawks have loads of talent at every skill position player, including waterboy. What they need is a franchise LT to protect the blindside of their franchise Quarterback, Sir Russell of Wilson. This Bohemeth at 347 lbs has a 80 inch wingspan, and quick nimble feet for a man of his size. Game. Over.

    2. Bills (Michael Overman) – Axel Boenzi (LE) Georgia

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    Mario Williams has been garnering too much attention on the right side of the line with no one to rush opposite him. Axel Boenzi may be projected as a reach here, but he’s one of the most pure pass rushers you will find in this draft. Just think of Bruce Irvin.

    3. 49ers (Ninersfan80) – Terrell Jefferson (CB) Auburn

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    Jefferson won the Thorpe award for best CB two years in a row for the Auburn Tigers. A physically gifted DB, Jefferson can play man/zone/tampa-2, you name it. He’s got all the makings of the next Patrick Peterson of the NFL. However, he’s been rumored to been hanging out with Pac-Man Jones at the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. It shouldn’t be long before he’s making it rain and in Goddell’s crosshairs.

    4. Chiefs (redlishus) – Dexter Kirk (LOLB) Alabama

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    This defense needs help at OLB opposite Justin Houston. Since the departure of Tamba Hali, the pass rush has suffered at times. Kirk may have to switch to the rush LB position instead of playing his normally suited strong-side backer role, but he should transition nicely.

    5. Bengals (CTfromDC) – Samuel Billi (QB) West Virginia

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    No one in Cincinnati actually thought Gabe Minor was the future. With the strong-armed Billi at the helm, the Bengals have a much improved pass attack throwing the ball to the likes of AJ Gr….oh, that’s right they traded him. Well, Billi is going to be heaving the ball downfield to someone. We’ll figure that out after Free Agency and the draft.

    6. Bills (Michael Overman) – Luke Baty (MLB) Texas Tech

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    The Bills LBers are just average and hurting the team. They need an infusion of talent. Kiko Alonso just has not panned out as they had anticipated, and the Bills front-4 needs someone behind them with athletic sideline-to-sideline ability. Baty is an upgrade at the MLB position.

    7. Packers (CSteud) – Taz Stone (RB) Florida

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    Aaron Rodgers new best friend will take much of the pressure of the star-QB. Taz Stone is known for his open field ability and excellent speed. He’s also rumored to have once broken a DB’s ankles on the field. Literally, broke the man’s ankle. You can’t make this shit up.

    8. Chargers (KNICKSFAN_84) – Chuckie Paige (TE) North Carolina

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    Since Antonio Gates decided to hang em up, the Chargers have been without a real offensive threat. This owner needs to make a splash and bring in a playmaker, or the Chargers and their fans could be in for another long season.

    9. Saints (pittrocks43) – Paris Battle (WR) Memphis

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    Battle is the consensus #1 WR, and Brees is going to need a new target with aging WRs in Colston and Moore. Sure he’s got Jimmy Graham, but the poor guy gets triple-teamed more than Kim Kardashian on a Friday night. Look for the Saints to build around Brees for one last hurray before he rides off into the sunset.

    10. Bears (Zikry) - Beckett Schultz (RE) Kansas State

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    Schultz is a risky pick here. He’s got all the ability in the world, but the damn guy just wants to get paid. No knowing for sure if he’s going to end up like Aldon Smith, or if he’s the next Vernon Gholston just waiting to cash in on a top-10 pick. Boom or Bust.
     
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  2. CHUNKNESS

    CHUNKNESS Commissioner Quality Simulation Football

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    Nice TJ! Great stuff!

    FYI... You have Tarrent labeled as WR and Stone labeled as DT/DE ;)
     
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  3. klaximilian

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    damn copy and paste.
     
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  4. LtJustice

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    Great job TJ!
     
  5. ThaBayouChef

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    Great stuff man
     
  6. thafuture3886

    thafuture3886 Power Rankings Analyst

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    LtJustice goes to the Super Bowl and has the #1 pick??? Am I the only one that smells a conspiracy??? :rolleyes:
     
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  7. ThaBayouChef

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    Does anyone have a printable mock draft board that they would be willing to share? I remember last draft a few people said that they had used these and it helps a lot...
     
  8. klaximilian

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    I mentioned that I had a draft board built into an excel spreadsheet that I had input variables into that would calculate my team needs vs. best players available with the most desirable attributes calculated in. It would then spit out the best fit for my team based on who was available at my pick.

    I was clearly joking.

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  9. thafuture3886

    thafuture3886 Power Rankings Analyst

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    I KNOW SOMEBODY WANTS SOME EXTRA PICKS!! 2ND RD PICKS IN 2016 AND 2017 AVAILABLE!!!
     
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  10. ThaBayouChef

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    Lol, thought I remembered someone saying they had one. A real one. That is hand done.
     
  11. klaximilian

    klaximilian Walk On

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    I do. Can I have mine back for free?
     
  12. thafuture3886

    thafuture3886 Power Rankings Analyst

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    sure, what ya offering
     
  13. Ninersfan80

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    So I should pick Jefferson? Thanks! Lol
     
  14. klaximilian

    klaximilian Walk On

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    Hey I don't know, man. Do your own scouting. Lol...
     
  15. Ninersfan80

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    I was hoping you were an expert!
     
  16. klaximilian

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    I'm the Mel Kiper of the "Q". If you want to call that clown an expert, have at it.
     
  17. Ninersfan80

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    That is not what I wanted to hear!
     
  18. CTfromDC

    CTfromDC Where my money?

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    You must not have scouted...guess this based off storylines, good write up tho(y)
     
  19. klaximilian

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    Well, in my defense I don't need a QB, thus there is no reason to scout for one. ;)
     
  20. Michael Overman

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    Excellent Mock! Solid! klaximilian

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    FUN FACTS FROM PROPHET OVERUNDER:

    -A LT WILL NOT BE PICKED WITH THE 1ST PICK…IN FACT AN OFFENSIVE LINEMAN WILL NOT BE SELECTED WITH THE 1ST PICK
    -HB TAZ STONE OUT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA WILL NOT LAST UNTIL THE 7TH PICK
    -DE BECKETT SCHULTZ WILL BE SELECTED EARLIER THEN THE 10TH PICK
    -A MLB WILL BE SELECTED IN THE FIRST TEN PICKS
     
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