Swag We Got Your Swag!!!! Coral Gabals FL. AP In a surprising turn of events last night the President of the University of Miami Donna Shalala called a secret meeting with the Deans of the school to let them know that there would be changes in the athletic department and that only after one year as Coach of the Hurricanes football team Coach Al Golden would be stepping down and more shocking news that they would be hiring a virtual unknown in Louisville KY businessman Matthew York. Newly appointed AD "Uncle Luke" Luther Campbell flew to Louisville early yesterday morning and sat down with Coach York and his family to offer him the job. Coach York a long time fan of the Hurricanes jumped at the oppertunity to coach his favorite team. "This is a dream come true." said Coach as we reached him over the phone. "I will be moving to Miami in the coming weeks. We have a lot of work to do and I am talking about recruiting getting camps set up networking. I gotta take my talents to South Beach, man I hear they have a lot of strip clubs down there this is gonna be great." an overly excited man Coach York has the pedigree to be an all time great as he has played through many a dynasty online even winning a couple of user games. "This will be my 1st venture as coach on the field in real life but I beat Kasper, BDSdigital,even took down Maxattax once a couple of years ago so I know I got the chops for the likes of Beamer, Fedora and Jimbo Fisher. By the way who names their kid "Jimbo" WTF were his parents thinking." and so the gauntlet has already been thrown down by this unkown talent from Maine only time will tell but if I know one thing this man has plenty of swag for a 37 year old in fact he had this to say before we hung up. "This team has some holes and we are really young but I make no excuses :COUGH: Randy Shannon :COUGH: we will compete and we will make this city and University proud. I AM ALL ABOUT THE U!!!"