The Weekly Worst - AM 14 Edition

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  1. Boom29

    Boom29 Walk On

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    The fall of leaves signals the return of College Football. Autumn Saturdays give rise to hope across the country. Dreams of wins against rivals and climbing atop the rankings infiltrate the mind...only for these thoughts to dissipate and come crashing down after a heartbreaking defeat or the realization that your quarterback is just not very good.

    Yes, Cheez and Gentlemen, The Weekly Worst emerges, ready to pounce on the weak and expose your mishaps with no remorse.

    After Midnight
     
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  2. Boom29

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    Losers Below

    Under Construction.
     
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  3. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    Can I nominate my defense - they gave up 28 points after halftime to the offensive powerhouse known as Fresno St.
     
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  4. Jayrah

    Jayrah AllCougdUp.com Editor - A.M. avatar Guru

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    I don't know man, Kapono's 10-9 win is looking pretty solid for the award :whistle:
     
  5. Jayrah

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    If recchem2000 doesn't pull it together he'll be our winner :D Down 24-21 in the 3rd to Nevada...
     
  6. bringbackjimmy

    bringbackjimmy WTFWTTD

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    make that 27-21:)
     
  7. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    Apparently recchem2000 and I need the rest of you to teach us the super secret nano blitzes that allow you to completely shut down the CPU. ;)
     
  8. recchem2000

    recchem2000 UCLA > WSU

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    FU guys!!!!

    Fucking Nevada...I couldn't get them off the field!
     
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  9. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    Damn, did they get you?
     
  10. recchem2000

    recchem2000 UCLA > WSU

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    Damn near...had to score a TD with 13 seconds left to pull it out. I gave up almost 500 yards of offense to them...that's your weekly worst!
     
  11. Boom29

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    WEEK 1

    This thread writes itself.

    It is only fitting that the the inaugural award go to recchem2000 and his UCLA Bruins defense.

    Facing the Nevada Wolfpack in their own backyard, the French Bruins surrendered 45 points and 500 yards of total offense. Nevada completed 20/26 passes, converted 10/15 third downs, doubled the time of possession of UCLA, and did not turn the ball over. I guess the howl of the wolf is too much for a baby Bear.

    dishonorable mention - Arizona Offense: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten points.
     
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  12. recchem2000

    recchem2000 UCLA > WSU

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    Im up 1-0 on all you bastards!!! :p

    Lets see if I can top that at Auburn this week!
     
  13. bringbackjimmy

    bringbackjimmy WTFWTTD

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    week 2 goes to oregon laying a goose egg
     
  14. Jayrah

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    :eek:
     
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    WEEK 2

    The holiday season came early for The Weekly Worst. Oregon was not so lucky bringbackjimmy.

    The unexpected gift came in the form of a golden egg, one laid by the Oregon Ducks in their encounter with Virginia. The vaunted Oregon attack was held to 13 points, all scored in the fist half. The offense could only muster a total of 243 total yards, while turning the ball over three times and converting only 3/10 third downs.

    dishonorable mention - The Oregon upset saved Cal from further scrutiny despite losing by 34 points to Oklahoma State.
     
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  16. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    If I don't win the award for week 3 I'll be disappointed. Either for my 4 INT's or my inability to play defense against UCLA (we forced one punt all day and zero turnovers).
     
  17. recchem2000

    recchem2000 UCLA > WSU

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    I think my defense wrapped up Week 4's award...Boom's QB was 35/39 for 400 yards...forced zero punts all game.

    See how easy this Boom...like you said, it writes itself!
     
  18. Boom29

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    WEEK3

    Dru50, prepare to be disappointed. As much as Boise St's head coach hailed his team as the week's worst, it was the SMU offense that took that honor.

    In their match up against the Stanfurd Cardinal, the SMU offense was all but nonexistent. The Punies (not a typo) registered ZERO points and a grand total of 110 yards. Quarterback Garrett Gilbert lead the pitiful charge with his 11/20 passing and 3 interceptions.

    dishonorable mention - Don't worry Boise St, you'll get your turn, especially as long as QB Southwick continues to deliver...to the other team.
     
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    WEEK 4

    We'll take volunteers when we can get them. Just one questions recchem2000, did you want to write the Foreword or can I just put your quote as a testimonial on the back of the book?

    UCLA defense: allowed 35/39, 467 yards (400 passing), 3 TDs, 6/8 third down
     
  20. Cheez

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    Dont worry recchem2000 .... this doesn't hold a candle to what I managed to do in Week 5
     
  21. Dru50

    Dru50 Still Chicago's #1 son

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    Joe Southwick wants a shot in week 5 with another great performance...3 INTs in 16 pass attempts in a close game.
     
  22. Boom29

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    you have...no chance.
     
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  23. Cheez

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    Week 5 is wrapped up. The only debate is whether it goes to Kevin Hogan or to the Stanford pass defense
     
  24. Cheez

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    Boom29

    Make it official already!
     
  25. Boom29

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    WEEK 5

    Let this be a lesson to everyone that even in victory you can find yourself in The Weekly Worst.

    Tonight, we examine the case of the Stanfurd Cardinal...

    It all started after the advance, when Cheez decided to get in his CPU game against the lowly Washington State Cougars. Going into the game, Cheez seemed overly confident, expecting a blowout win. Nevertheless, with each interception that QB Kevin Hogan threw, his confidence began turning into desperation*. When Hogan wasn't throwing interceptions, the Stanford defense was allowing the Cougar offense to drive up and down the field at will. Before it was all said and done, Hogan had thrown 6 interceptions while the Stanford defense allowed 505 passing yards and 3 TDs. If it wasn't for the fact that the Cougars, in typical Washington State fashion, Coug'd it, the Stanford Cardinal may have run away with the Weekly Worst of the Year award.

    *narrator's note: Cheez state of mind during this game ranged from exasperation to madness to whiny-little-bitch to guilt to relief...I should be getting paid for this.
     
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