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TMFL Season 2 Under the Influence Awards

Discussion in 'TMFL' started by publik drunk, Nov 28, 2016.

  1. publik drunk

    publik drunk King of the East

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    First off congratulations to everyone on a successful second season. Seems like we are heading in a good direction and I'm really looking forward to ending this cycle strong. That being said it's time to pass out UTI's like a hooker in a truck stop, so let's get started.

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    Week of Chaos

    The first week of Season 2 got crazy before it began. The night had to be a full moon or guys were just bored waiting for the season to start. There was bickering back and forth between people and Cheez earned his Practice squad UTI that was given out after season 1. By the end of week 1 three teams had new owners, a new communication medium was instituted, and Cheez seen the end of his menstrual cycle and came back to Earth. We will look back at this week at the end of the cycle as see how it changed the course of the league.

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    Gotta be the feet

    Rex Ryan has continued to make his rounds in the AFC East after spending this season in Miami. He led the Dolphins to a division title and an appearance in the conference championship game before getting his walking papers. Further surprising is the Dolphins rehired the coach they fired before the season Adam Gase. Rumours are swirling about the firing, which is being attributed to a comment Ryan made in passing about the feet of the Dolphins owners wife. It looks like Rex has once again put his foot in his mouth.

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    The Revolving Door

    The plan was to have 4 solid vets take teams in the NFC South to close the revolving door in the division the last few cycles. Well that ended before the file started as I left the Panthers to go to the Giants. Since then the Panthers have switched hands two more times and the Bucs once. Sorry guys, the division is still cursed from when some asshole cut Cam.....

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    Tonya Harding Award

    By week 8 we had a 3 man race looking to destroy every WR record known to man. Cooks, Robinson, and Julio were on a torrent pace and looked like all three would smash Calvin Johnson's record. Then conspiracy hit as Julio was the only one to finish the season healthy. I'm pretty sure his inner Tonya Harding came out and he hired someone to attack Cooks and Robinson causing them to miss the season and leaving him alone as the top guy. I always knew you were a dirty bitch prudent.

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    Sportsmanship move of the year

    In a tie game with just a few seconds on the clock the Cleveland Browns launched a deep ball that was caught by their WR. The Titans owner tried to switch to a pass rusher and dive at the QB and switched to late and the safety came diving across the field. Feeling bad about his opponents misfortune the Browns WR stopped instead of scoring the GW TD and ended up losing the game in OT. Kudos to JFACE for a move that most would not have done.

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    Shutdown LBer

    There were 4 players with 10 or more interceptions in TMFL Season 2. Of those 4 players, 4 were MLBs. This can only mean two things. One is people are pretty damn good at usering the MLB. Two is we as a group are pretty fucking dumb and keep throwing at people usering the MLB. Looking at the stats of those 4 MLBs one really stands out. We have all heard of Revis Island, but he doesn't have shit on Buchanon island. This dude had 20 interceptions in one damn season. Makes Revis island the size of Cuba while this asshole is rocking Australia. I really want to blame madden for gassing this guy up as a MLB but 20 fucking interceptions!!! Hey assholes! Buchanon is good stop throwing at him.

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    Chip Kelly protégé

    I want to preface this award by saying there are people who like to make trades, and then there is Drew. Like a virgin in a strip club, Drew had tons of built up energy he was ready to unleash on the league after spending the first season on trade probation. By week 2 he had traded two corner pieces of the franchise in Marcus Peters and Justin Houston. Bored after using both of his trades he then decided he wanted to try and move this proud Chiefs franchise to Mexico City. After the motion was denied he focused on actually trying to win games and was one of the hottest teams at the end of the year. Rumor has it he is already working on trades for week 1 of next year and is developing land in Dublin for a midnight move of the franchise.

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    Not making it Right

    Early in the season as we all enjoyed breakfast at our local Waffle house, the Bengals and Colts played a TMFL game. After a disconnect in the first matchup they agreed to play the first half of the next game with the Colts spotting the Bengals 14. The Colts were only able to outscore the Bengals 21-14 and so the Bengals were to be the victors. After being asked not to quit out but dashboard the Colts didn't get the message and quit the game and the results stuck giving the Colts the win. A furious Bengals owner went on a tirade and Prudent made the mistake of saying it could be fixed and of course it couldn't. The Bengals owner demanded Prudent to make it right, which was never done and the Bengals ended up losing the division because of this game. Luckily for Prudent this owner is no longer with us but buddy, don't make promises you can't keep.

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    Turnaround of the year

    We can also label this as he who tanked the most year one. C'mon BigK you missed the playoffs year 1 and go 14-2 the next year. I mean we haven't seen this kind of turnaround since the Cardinals user did it between season 1 and 2 last cycle. Way to land in the same boat as that douche bag, whoever it was .

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    Pillow Fight of the Year

    Towards the end of the season we had a back and forth in chat that got absolutely nowhere. Not only that but it went on seemingly forever. I watched the Mayweather - Pacquiao fight and will ensure you there were more substantial blows landed in that fight then this one. Thank God Cheez had to eat dinner or these two might still be arguing over Vaseline and rainbows.

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    Asshole the year

    We have had blowups, record breakers, and trash talk all year but taking the cake on ultimate troll/asshole has got to be slackbot. This mouthy and sarcastic bot has been trolling and dick riding itself into our hearts and feelings since the switch to slack. It seems to have toned down recently but Slackbot you the real MVP!


    Congratulations to all recipients of this prestigious awards. Have a fun season 3 everyone.
     
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  2. Ace847

    Ace847 Walk On

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    Best award was Prudents...

    Week 1 was a disaster... was that when we lost Denver owner? So glad to have hskr8128 in AFC West so there's at least one positive from that week.
     
  3. Ace847

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    You bring back the memories oh so well publik drunk ! Great stuff man!!!
     
  4. QuietStorm

    QuietStorm TMFL Commish -- **ISYMFS** --

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    My man publik drunk has the best awards show in town but he forgot his own award!
    He's in it to win it, he's hanging it up . Retired, unretired . We all know the game of Madden causes some emotional highs and lows and Publik falls right in line with these feelings. From the unexpected release of superstars such as Cam Newton to pulling out of chat faster than a highschooler on prom night! We have awarded publik drunk with this seasons Brett Favre award, only thing missing are the dick picks being sent to our TMFL reporter bawvu97
     
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  5. bawvu97

    bawvu97 Let's Goooooo Mountaineers

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    I've delegating male porn to Cheez due to his immense knowledge and being connoisseur of other dudes junk
     
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  6. publik drunk

    publik drunk King of the East

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Good shit man.
     

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