Two Awesome Web Sites for Killing Time Thought I'd share a couple of great web sites for when you have 30 minutes to kill and need some mindless humor ... Shit My Dad Says http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays This guy basically regularly updates a Twitter feed with quotes from his 74 year old father, who apparently has a way with words and says some crazy shit. Some priceless quotes ... Texts From Last Night http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Priceless concept. Get a fucked up text message from a friend? Post it here for all to see. Needless to say, Mondays on this web site are epic after a weekend of drunken nonsense. A hidden gem of the site is the ability to sort by area code, so you can read stuff going on in your neck of the woods.