Utter B.S.

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  1. AndyVanSlyke

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    Well, UTEP went into the locker room in Madison with a 24-14 lead at the half. They did a great job with the defense. They shut down Wisconsin.

    Not that I expected to win, but here is what EA did in the second half.

    I get the ball, first play fumble on the 10. Wisconsin TD.
    I get the ball, 3 and out...Then WISCY TD
    I get the ball, drive past midfield, BOOM, fumble returned for WISCY TD
    I respond with a nice drive, TD
    They get the ball back. 1st play 80 yard TD Montee Ball (I'll tell you about him later)

    WISCY scores 4 td's in the third...but they aren't done yet.

    I get the ball down 41-31, still a game. I am driving. Inside the 10. And what do you know? I FREAKING
    FUMBLE AGAIN!!! When has a team in this years game ever lost 3 fumbles in a game? In a half?

    They get the ball back and surprise, surprise...WISCY TD.

    Now they are up 48-31 with 5 minutes to go, so what do they do? Of course they throw deep...WISCY TD. 56-31

    We drive down field...and kick a field goal.

    They get the ball back and score another TD on a bunch of long runs where my defense was running away from the ball carrier and basically looking like a bunch of retards running around. 62-34

    I score a TD with a minute left and then moon the entire stadium and punch Bret Bielema in the face at midfield.

    Stats wise: I moved the ball very well. Meger was 17-30 224 yards, 2 tds and zero ints. Josiah Young 26 carries 143 yards 2 tds. My TE had a very nice game catching 6 balls including a nice corner route for a TD. My WR1 had a really nice curl route that ended up going for a 50 yard td too. I was happy with my passing game. I really focused on throwing balls outside of the hashes and was pretty successful.

    MONTEE BALL in the Heisman race now: 24 carries 298 yards and 4 tds. I have NEVER allowed that kind of a day to anyone.

    After allowing 14 first half points, WISCY scored 48 second half points. Damn you EA!
     
  2. AndyVanSlyke

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    Rant over...I still love you guys and this game. But now I want to get a Big 10 gig just to blowout wisconsin every year.
     
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  3. mmullen8

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    Welcome. I hate wisconsin
     
  4. TJM

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    Sounds like something Bielema would do if given the chance to be up.

    Bielema also looks huge during the B1G media days. Hes gaining weight fast.
     

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