Week 17 ~ No Chance In H*ll

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  1. Michael Overman

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    Week 17 No Chance In H*ll


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    *This article is meant in the spirit of good fun...feel free to be scared though by its content...or rather impressed shocked then guilt-ily satisfied



    This week we will take a look at two teams, that really shouldn't bother playing the games, as they have no conceivable chance of winning. You would think that the last week of the regular season would have teams playing their best, but that won't be the case for these two over rated teams.


    Game One Spotlight

    Tennessee @ Minnesota

    Minnesota comes off an impressive win against the Eagles as they snuck out a 4 point victory. FSU QB Ponder had a great game...seriously he did, don't laugh. The Vikings just played their superbowl, it was in week 16 vs. the Eagles. Dear Vikings, you don't need to say anything, you don't need to defend yourself, you don't need to lift a finger. Nobody expects you to win. It's even easier then that, you can't win, you will not win. You probably don't even need to look much further then the definition of your team names. One team is a Titan...a family of gods. The other team is a Viking...a latter day drunk nautical thief.

    Good Luck Vikings, as your last ship has set sail and with it...ANY CHANCE YOU HAD AT WINNING THIS WEEK.

    FINAL SCORE

    TITANS 84
    VIKINGS 3

    Good Job Titans you covered the spread of TEN -36

    hoodiii
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    Game Two Spotlight

    Arizona @ Miami

    The 9-6 Cardinals travel to Miami to show them that the AFC is more dominant...well thats not what they wanted to show the world...but that is what they will do. Much like the desert they will travel from, their chances at winning and beating the surging Dolphins have all but dried up. The vultures are circling, and these pretty red Cardinals...we'll soon be feasted on. Jason Merian will have a great night...dancing at the clubs in South Beach. Miami congratulations you have beaten a NFC team that everybody expected you to beat. Arizona is known for a dry heat? after this week Arizona will be known for a dry heave. The Cardinals have a better chance of swimming with the Dolphins, then they do beating them. It's almost a shame they even make the Cardinals travel to Miami to play this game...simply brutal.


    CARDINALS 14
    DOLPHINS 76

    Dolphins covered the spread of -28...very impressive


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    CHUNKNESS

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    REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING: FOR THIS EDITION AND ALL FUTURE EDITIONS OF
    "NO CHANC IN H*LL"
    Have fun, read with a smile, end with a smile...and if you really are annoyed...just go out and win...simple.solution.



    *See I told you...don't feel guilty...you enjoyed this
     
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  2. CHUNKNESS

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    LMAO @ "a latter day drunk nautical thief." Great read Michael Overman!
     
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  3. LtJustice

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    Love it!
     
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  4. CaptMoe

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    This was pretty entertaining. I thought the Giants would be on here as well... :eek:
     
  5. CaptMoe

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    I guess I wasn't the only one as the CPU gave Dallas a 47-10 win... :eek:
     

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