Week 5, 2012

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  1. Steamer43

    Steamer43 Cleveland Steamer

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    Welcome to Week 5!
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    =============== Bucknell Bison (1-2) ===============
    Last week, Bucknell lost 52-3 against Michigan State (4-0).
    This week, the Bison travel to Hanover to face the Dartmouth Big Green (0-3).

    =============== Princeton Tigers (1-2) ===============
    Last week, Princeton won 42-7 against Brown (1-2).
    This week, the Tigers will host Harvard (1-2).
    In recruiting news, the following Princeton targets have announced their decisions:
    - (**) HB Robert Griffin has committed to Princeton

    =============== Pennsylvania Quakers (2-1) ===============
    Last week, Pennsylvania won 31-0 against Georgetown (1-2).
    This week, the Quakers will host Brown (1-2).

    =============== Yale Bulldogs (1-2) ===============
    Last week, Yale won 42-17 against Texas State (0-3).
    This week, the Bulldogs travel to Newark to face the Delaware Blue Hens (1-2).
    In recruiting news, the following Yale targets have announced their decisions:
    - (***) FS Jordan Hall has committed to Yale

    =============== Brown Bears (1-2) ===============
    Last week, Brown lost 42-7 against Princeton (1-2).
    This week, the Bears travel to Philadelphia to face the Pennsylvania Quakers (2-1).

    =============== Cornell Big Red (0-3) ===============
    Last week, Cornell lost 49-0 against Michigan (3-1).
    This week, the Big Red travel to Washington to face the Howard Bison (1-2).
    In recruiting news, the following Cornell targets have announced their decisions:
    - (*) FB Michael Andrews has committed to Columbia [​IMG]

    =============== Harvard Crimson (1-2) ===============
    Last week, Harvard lost 35-21 against Columbia (2-1).
    This week, the Crimson travel to Princeton to face the Princeton Tigers (1-2).

    =============== Georgetown Hoyas (1-2) ===============
    Last week, Georgetown lost 31-0 against Pennsylvania (2-1).
    This week, the Hoyas travel to Manhattan to face the Columbia Lions (2-1).
    In recruiting news, the following Georgetown targets have announced their decisions:
    - (*) CB Earl Washington has committed to Kent State

    =============== Columbia Lions (2-1) ===============
    Last week, Columbia won 35-21 against Harvard (1-2).
    This week, the Lions will host Georgetown (1-2).
    In recruiting news, the following Columbia targets have announced their decisions:
    - (*) FB Michael Andrews has committed to Columbia
    - (**) RT Rico Browning has committed to Columbia

    =============== Howard Bison (1-2) ===============
    Last week, Howard won 28-23 against Akron (1-3).
    This week, the Bison will host Cornell (0-3).
    In recruiting news, the following Howard targets have announced their decisions:
    - (*) FB Michael Andrews has committed to Columbia[​IMG]
    - (**) DT Jermaine Schneider has committed to UCLA

    - TheCrumbIsHere @ recchem2000
    - Full Moon Fever @ -Cougars-
    - JQwon13 @ IrishBearcat
    - nikpin @ Bl0ndeRedHead

    DirtycashDylan If possible can you hold off on your cpu game? Looking at adding a user for Delaware or Dartmouth hopefully by tomorrow.
     
  2. Steamer43

    Steamer43 Cleveland Steamer

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    The Scholars swept the Gentlemen 3-0 last week.
     
  3. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    Yeah, I'll wait and play some new cheeseball, why not.
     
  4. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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  5. Steamer43

    Steamer43 Cleveland Steamer

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    He's on AP yes, IDK what his situation is.
     
  6. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    This is the situation every day from my window.

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  7. hammerhead1010

    hammerhead1010 Walk On

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    Beach looks great... sorry about the Florida fans though... seems like a deal breaker
     
  8. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    Two of the girls had some sizable assets so I had to let them stay.
     
  9. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    They had really hung boyfriends?
     
  10. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    Destin? I may be heading over there in a couple weeks.
     
  11. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    Santa Rosa Beach but it's close.

    Obviously.
     
  12. IrishBearcat

    IrishBearcat tFC OD Commissioner

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    JQwon13 when do you wanna dance?
     
  13. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    I'll be playing AP Nik when I get off work later on tonight
     
  14. JQwon13

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    Tomorrow any time between 6-10 cst works for me.
     
  15. IrishBearcat

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    Sounds good. Earlier works better for me. Can we aim for 7 EST sharp?
     
  16. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    So was that the greatest H4Y thread of all time? There are lots of candidates
     
  17. Full Moon Fever

    Full Moon Fever Champion of Standards

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    Damn I can't catch a break. A fumble deep in my own territory and a punt return for a TD did me in. That and a complete inability to stop curl routes and my general lack of stick skills. Made a valiant effort at a comeback but I now fall to 0-2 in conference. Gave my 2nd punt return TD in 3 games. From now on I'll do that douche move corner kick.
     
  18. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    The ol Qwon and Nik punt
     
  19. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    You're funny
     
  20. Bl0ndeRedHead

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    Shaun definitely bumped it a few points
     
  21. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    What happened to the thread? Did I miss any fireworks?
     
  22. Full Moon Fever

    Full Moon Fever Champion of Standards

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    Basically Irish's kid brother beat the fuck out of him and had him begging for mercy like Ric Flair. And Shaun's mom force fed him Starburst. Or something.
     
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  23. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    Just the usual "suck my dick" "no you suck my dick" back and forth we've grown accustomed to
     
  24. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    The key to a good joke is slight hyperbole and you nailed it.
     
  25. Full Moon Fever

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    Like I nailed your mom.

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