Discussion in 'The Dirty Dozen' started by DirtycashDylan, Aug 18, 2011.
Week due Saturday night. That doesn't mean you have to take all 3 days to get your game in.
Welcome to Week 7!
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=============== San Jose State Spartans (2-3) ===============
Last week, San Jose State won 29-14 against Florida Atlantic (3-2).
This week, the Spartans will host Mid Tenn State (3-2).
=============== Kent State Golden Flashes (4-0) ===============
Last week, Kent State won 42-24 against UNLV (1-4).
This week, the Golden Flashes will host Florida Atlantic (3-2).
=============== New Mexico Lobos (0-4) ===============
Last week, New Mexico lost 49-25 against New Mexico State (3-2).
This week, the Lobos will host Central Michigan (3-2).
=============== Eastern Michigan Eagles (2-2) ===============
Last week, Eastern Michigan lost 49-28 against Akron (1-4).
This week, the Eagles will host Memphis (2-3).
In recruiting news, the following Eastern Michigan targets have announced their decisions:
- (*) DT Jake Cannon has committed to Western Michigan
- (*) MLB Christian Mason has committed to Eastern Michigan
- (***) RE Joey Alexander has committed to Minnesota
- (*) CB Damien Jacobs has committed to Western Michigan
- (*) FB Sam Brown has committed to Colorado
=============== UNLV Rebels (1-4) ===============
Last week, UNLV lost 42-24 against Kent State (4-0).
This week, the Rebels will host Nevada (1-2).
=============== Mid Tenn State Blue Raiders (3-2) ===============
Last week, Mid Tenn State lost 23-10 against Memphis (2-3).
This week, the Blue Raiders travel to San Jose to face the San Jose State Spartans (2-3).
=============== New Mexico State Aggies (3-2) ===============
Last week, New Mexico State won 49-25 against New Mexico (0-4).
This week, the Aggies are idle.
=============== Florida Atlantic Owls (3-2) ===============
Last week, Florida Atlantic lost 29-14 against San Jose State (2-3).
This week, the Owls travel to Kent to face the Kent State Golden Flashes (4-0).
=============== FIU Golden Panthers (1-4) ===============
Last week, FIU lost 33-7 against UCF (3-0).
This week, the Golden Panthers travel to Akron to face the Akron Zips (1-4).
=============== Memphis Tigers (2-3) ===============
Last week, Memphis won 23-10 against Mid Tenn State (3-2).
This week, the Tigers travel to Ypsilanti to face the Eastern Michigan Eagles (2-2).
=============== Akron Zips (1-4) ===============
Last week, Akron won 49-28 against Eastern Michigan (2-2).
This week, the Zips will host FIU (1-4).
=============== Central Michigan Chippewas (3-2) ===============
Last week, Central Michigan won 31-15 against Ball State (1-4).
This week, the Chippewas travel to Albuquerque to face the New Mexico Lobos (0-4).
In recruiting news, the following Central Michigan targets have announced their decisions:
- (*) FB Zach Walker has committed to Indiana
- (**) C Richmond Christensen has committed to Minnesota
- (***) RE Joey Alexander has committed to Minnesota
Beat Crumb 42-27 last night. Had to make two goal line stands and the last play of the game was a 99 yard INT return for a TD to pad my lead. I'll try to do a legit write up after work.
Yeah, it was a crazy game. Nik played a whale of a game on pass defense, partly thanks to my QB not realizing the importance of throwing the ball straight. He forced me to become pretty one dimensional in running the ball throughout the game, and it really worked for a while. When the score was 35-27, I had two chances to put myself in a spot to tie the game both from inside the five yard line. With about(I believe) 2:30 left, on a fourth down and goal play, my WR beat the CB on a slant route and then proceeded to drop the ball. Then after Nik just kneeled down three times and myself using the last two timeouts I had, I got the ball with 17 seconds on my own 32(I think). Ironically, I'm then able to hit this miracle bomb which puts me down to Nik's 2. I had to run a hurry up play as I only had 3 seconds left, my WR gets open or so I thought, and Nik picks it off and proceeds to run it back all the way for a TD.
Even though the teams were a bit more unbalanced, it felt nice to actually not feel totally inept in the game like I did at times last year.
I'm on bitch
K gettin on.
Lost to Steamer 28-25 but the score will be different cuz we got d/c with 5 minutes left. Defense fell apart in the second half, I was up 17-7 in the 3rd. Plus an INT in the red zone on a crucial drive killed me.
Mid Tenn State holds off San Hoe State 28-25.
Well after playing 12 straight quarters of MTSU vs San Loser State I am drained. At this point I hardly remember what actually happened the first four quarters. I was down 17-7 and Bl0nde was stuffing my run game so I opened it up and scored on two long touchdown passes to go up 21-17. SJSU had the ball at the 15 with 5 minutes to go when Bl0nde disconnected. We restarted and played the last 5 minutes. MTSU stopped SJSU on 4th down to get the ball back, but they tried to go for the kill on a pass which got intercepted giving San Jose the ball back inside the 25 again. But once again the Blue Raiders shut down the Spartans' offense in the red zone and forced a turnover on downs. MTSU broke off a 70 yard TD run by back up RB Cunningham on the next play that pretty much sealed it. The Spartans scored on a long pass but a failed onside kick and MTSU first down ended the game.
I lost in overtime to Nevada. Typical CPU antics as after they hold me to a FG in the first OT they turn right around and just throw a long pass and moss my DB for the game winning TD. Touche CPU.
advance this shit already...fuck due dates.
No joke. we could do work and adv another week if we got it rolling tonight and sunday.
Fuck y'all. We can advance tonight. Me/me and Irish will be done before 11 at the latest.
Niki I think we play next week and if we do get an advance tonight I am all about getting it in tonight late night if you are able.
Someones cranky since they may have to miss out on poon.
Not gonna miss out tonight. This morning we were woken up by our 3 year old jumping into our bed. We turned on a cartoon for him and two minutes later she rolled over to me and said "if Welker wasn't awake I'd be all over you."
I am not skipping tonight.
Well then put yourself on AP and go get that sex
You named your kid after Wes Welker? That is so awesome...
FMF: I had a dream about this moment, when I was making LOVE to my wife, Jamie. On top of her...powerful thrusts...filling the sultry night air...heavy breath. My son Welker walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No Welker, leave!" and I said "No honey, shut your mouth, let him watch. Let him watch what is being consecrated here." And I want the people to see what is consecrated here and I will bring my son down and he will watch.
Advance already dammit.
Memphis bests (auto)EMU 38-17.
Wasn't too much of a contest. EMU is terrible and Irish-N has got some work to do recruiting-wise. They scored a couple of TD's on the 2nd teamers in the late 3rd and 4th quarter.
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