Week 9, 2012

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  1. Steamer43

    Steamer43 Cleveland Steamer

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    Welcome to Week 9!
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    =============== Bucknell Bison (5-2) ===============
    Last week, Bucknell won 24-14 against Columbia (5-2).
    This week, the Bison will host Georgetown (2-5).
    In recruiting news, the following Bucknell targets have announced their decisions:
    - (**) CB Fred Cohen has committed to Bucknell

    =============== Princeton Tigers (3-4) ===============
    Last week, Princeton lost 52-31 against Pennsylvania (5-2).
    This week, the Tigers will host Howard (4-3).
    In recruiting news, the following Princeton targets have announced their decisions:
    - (***) QB Charles Maxwell has committed to Princeton
    - (*) LE Reggie Martin has committed to Princeton
    - (*) FB Colby Finley has committed to Penn State
    - (**) FS Garth Rogers has committed to Princeton
    - (**) CB C.J. Jenkins has committed to Princeton

    =============== Pennsylvania Quakers (5-2) ===============
    Last week, Pennsylvania won 52-31 against Princeton (3-4).
    This week, the Quakers travel to Annapolis to face the Navy Midshipmen (4-4).
    In recruiting news, the following Pennsylvania targets have announced their decisions:
    - (*) C Kelvin Winston has committed to Pennsylvania

    =============== Yale Bulldogs (3-4) ===============
    Last week, Yale lost 34-17 against Cornell (1-6).
    This week, the Bulldogs travel to Hanover to face the Dartmouth Big Green (1-6).
    In recruiting news, the following Yale targets have announced their decisions:
    - (***) CB Joshua Holley has committed to Minnesota
    - (**) CB Evan McIntyre has committed to Yale

    =============== Brown Bears (2-5) ===============
    Last week, Brown lost 20-17 against Howard (4-3).
    This week, the Bears will host Cornell (1-6).
    In recruiting news, the following Brown targets have announced their decisions:
    - (***) LE Anthony Brown has committed to Brown
    - (***) RG Anthony Gaither has committed to Georgetown (y)

    =============== Dartmouth Big Green (1-6) ===============
    Last week, Dartmouth won 17-13 against Delaware (1-6).
    This week, the Big Green will host Yale (3-4).
    In recruiting news, the following Dartmouth targets have announced their decisions:
    - (***) LT Geoff Lawrence has committed to Dartmouth
    - (***) LE Anthony Brown has committed to Brown (y)

    =============== Cornell Big Red (1-6) ===============
    Last week, Cornell won 34-17 against Yale (3-4).
    This week, the Big Red travel to Providence to face the Brown Bears (2-5).

    =============== Harvard Crimson (4-3) ===============
    Last week, Harvard won 29-10 against Georgetown (2-5).
    This week, the Crimson travel to South Bend to face the Notre Dame Fighting Irish (5-2).
    In recruiting news, the following Harvard targets have announced their decisions:
    - (***) RG Chris Woods has committed to Harvard
    - (***) MLB Dusty Dotson has committed to Harvard

    =============== Georgetown Hoyas (2-5) ===============
    Last week, Georgetown lost 29-10 against Harvard (4-3).
    This week, the Hoyas travel to Lewisburg to face the Bucknell Bison (5-2).
    In recruiting news, the following Georgetown targets have announced their decisions:
    - (***) LE Jamar Wolfe has committed to Georgetown
    - (***) CB Tye White has committed to Ohio
    - (***) ROLB Ernest Robinson has committed to Georgetown
    - (***) RG Cedric Patterson has committed to Michigan
    - (***) SS Freddie Thomas has committed to Cincinnati
    - (***) RG Anthony Gaither has committed to Georgetown

    =============== Columbia Lions (5-2) ===============
    Last week, Columbia lost 24-14 against Bucknell (5-2).
    This week, the Lions travel to Newark to face the Delaware Blue Hens (1-6).
    In recruiting news, the following Columbia targets have announced their decisions:
    - (**) LOLB Robin Lowe has committed to Columbia
    - (*) LG Jim Johnson has committed to Columbia

    =============== Howard Bison (4-3) ===============
    Last week, Howard won 20-17 against Brown (2-5).
    This week, the Bison travel to Princeton to face the Princeton Tigers (3-4).
    In recruiting news, the following Howard targets have announced their decisions:
    - (**) DT Hunter Baker has committed to Howard

    =============== Delaware Blue Hens (1-6) ===============
    Last week, Delaware lost 17-13 against Dartmouth (1-6).
    This week, the Blue Hens will host Columbia (5-2).
    In recruiting news, the following Delaware targets have announced their decisions:
    - (***) HB Atari Holt has committed to Delaware

    Predictions?

    1) IrishBearcat @ the Bear (In-house rivalry)
    2) recchem2000 @ -Cougars-
    3) JQwon13 @ Steamer43
    4) DirtycashDylan @ fuzzyl0gic
    5) TheCrumbIsHere @ nikpin

    Full Moon Fever @ Notre Dame and Bl0ndeRedHead @ navy

    lol sorry navy goat accidental tag.
     
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  2. Steamer43

    Steamer43 Cleveland Steamer

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    If it weren't for my wins versus the Scholars division they would have 3 teams undefeated in conference play. (y)
     
  3. Full Moon Fever

    Full Moon Fever Champion of Standards

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    1. Irish
    2. Recchem
    3. Steamer
    4. Gotta believe DCD is gonna click sooner or later.
    5. Nikpin.
     
  4. Steamer43

    Steamer43 Cleveland Steamer

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    1. Irish makes the bear do the dishes for a week.
    2. Recchem keeps it rollin.
    3. I beat Qwon on a last second hail mary (y)
    4. Fuzzy adds to Dylan's frustrations.
    5. TheCrumb does the unthinkable.
     
  5. recchem2000

    recchem2000 UCLA > WSU

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    -Cougars-
    I think we have played before at some point but im available after 8pm PST most nights. Just let me know what night works best for you.
     
  6. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    You must be really really good.

    1. Irish N*****
    2. Cougars
    3. Steamer
    4. Fuzzy gets on the board
    5. Sorry Crumb, I can't pick you twice in a row
    6. Fever loses to ND
     
  7. -Cougars-

    -Cougars- Walk On

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    I will look for you at 8:30 P.M. your time
     
  8. the Bear

    the Bear Walk On

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    Well fuck me sideways in the ass with a chainsaw. I lost my impact qb for the season in week 7, now in week 9 I lost my impact rb and number 1 wr. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! GOD DAMN IM SO PISSED I COULD SHAKE A NEWBORN INFANT.
     
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  9. the Bear

    the Bear Walk On

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    out for the season that is
     
  10. -Cougars-

    -Cougars- Walk On

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    I'm glad I am not the only one who loses my sanity when playing this game. Sometimes I could just punch a fucking baby with the bullshit that happens.
     
  11. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    I've had the cops called on me while playing this game, and not a "this guy's playing video games too loud" call but a "this guys beating some poor woman to death" type call.
     
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  12. JQwon13

    JQwon13 Walk On

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    When I first started playing NCAA, I had 4 controllers for my 360. I am now down to only one that works...
     
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  13. Full Moon Fever

    Full Moon Fever Champion of Standards

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    I never went to the doctor but I'm pretty sure I cracked a finger several years ago in an offline dynasty with my roommates at Tech. I was UCLA playing a buddy as Tulane in the MNC. Had the game won and then gave up a bullshit bomb, a bullshit onside kick, and a bullshit Hail Mary as time ran out. Jabari Johnson was the WR that caught both TDs AND the onside kick on the bounce. Still remember that fucker's name. Anyway, I set the controller down and pounded the floor of our first floor apartment several times. My finger hurt for weeks.
     
  14. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    I've also gone through about 6 wooden coffee tables and now just don't have one. I haven't found anything more satisfying than feeling wood buckle under my fist. no homo.
     
  15. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    I've thrown a controller through a glass window once, also just taken the controller and repeatedly smashed it into my wooden floor until my hand is bleeding and there are a million little plastic pieces of the controller strewn about the room.
     
  16. DirtycashDylan

    DirtycashDylan I came here to scheme and chew bubblegum...

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    I put my elbow through a wall once. It was fun trying to explain that one to my roommate.
     
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  17. JQwon13

    JQwon13 Walk On

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    Yeah one of those controllers i broke went flying into my roommates room. He was just in there doing some homework (this was in college). Had his door open partially and all of a sudden a controller flies in smashing to pieces against the door. He just comes out and looks at me like wtf?

    My reply was.... I lost.
     
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  18. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    The worst for me was when I lost to Galt in that 8OT thriller a couple years back. I punched the arm of the couch so hard I snapped the wooden beam underneath all the fabric and cushioning, and broke my hand in two places.
     
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  19. JQwon13

    JQwon13 Walk On

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    Perhaps H4Y as a whole should undergo group anger management...
     
  20. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    Then the boards wouldn't be NEARLY as fun, it'd be a bunch of Crumb's posting in here.
     
  21. nikpin

    nikpin Universitas Brunensis

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    I think it was NCAA 09 but I used to get so angry when playing I would get stress headaches that would last for hours.
     
  22. recchem2000

    recchem2000 UCLA > WSU

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    Im far to cheap and poor to break controllers. I just ingest mass amounts of alcohol to numb the effects of losing (y)
     
  23. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    I go straight to my weed after a tough loss. And you'll know whether or not I'm frustrated in the user game I'm playing if I ask for some time to smoke a cigarette at halftime.
     
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  24. TheCrumbIsHere

    TheCrumbIsHere Walk On

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    That would mean our league would all of a sudden go from bottom of the barrel in average iq... To easily the most intelligent, well mannered and most respected league on the whole site.

    But it won't, so I'll reply appropriately. FU.
     
  25. Bl0ndeRedHead

    Bl0ndeRedHead Official TSO Pothead

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    By "FU" do you mean FUCK YOU
     

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