Which Commish Would Win a Royal Romble

Discussion in 'The Cheap Seats' started by Gyrene76, Nov 12, 2010.

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Who would come out standing in an all out commish brawl?

Poll closed Nov 19, 2010.
  1. RynoAid

    7.1%
  2. Shaun Mason

    50.0%
  3. EmmdotFrisk

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Drifterbub

    7.1%
  5. HackGolfter

    35.7%
  1. Gyrene76

    Gyrene76 What does the fox say?

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    I know everyone of you will vote for yourself.
     
  2. Keenan Evans

    Keenan Evans Walk On

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    Definitely HackGolfer...watch out for the quiet ones.
     
  3. Dean Evans

    Dean Evans Run by Walmart and pick you up a personality!

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    Mason's got it in the bag
     
  4. Bulldog

    Bulldog Coach Richt is my Dawg!

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    Gonna have to go with Shaun, looks like a pretty big dude in his profile pic.(no offense im a big SOB myself)
     
  5. JerzeyReign

    JerzeyReign #BeatOhio

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    I have to go with BCS Chaos commish Jvigorous1 mainly because he's Asian so there is a 99.9999999% chance he's a ninja in real life;)

    There are rumors in the black community that some white dudes get so angry in a fight that they ask to be hit repeatedly. No matter how hard you hit them that bastard will not fall. After 20 minutes of kicking the shit out of that individual you'll eventually tire yourself out. At that moment the dude you was just kicking bloody lands a haymaker that knocks you the f out. Shaun looks like that guy:) So because of that he will win this thing easily.

    Ryno just gives me that "Don't touch the hair, bitch!" persona... I think Hack is a high priest or something like that... Emmdot is in too many leagues to have time to participate in this, seriously every league I 'watch' (non TF included) he's in it... and the only pic I've seen of Drifter is in full paintball attire, so he's a certified non lethal killer;)

    This is how I see it playing out

    • Hack is eliminated by RynoAid early on. Scenario: The priest in Hack tried to pray for Ryno by placing a hand on Ryno's hair. Ryno gets frustrated that someone touched the hair and kicks Hack in the carotid. With his opponent in severe pain Ryno bodyslams him over the top rope for an easy elimination.
    • The moment Ryno turns around Emmdot kicks him in the nuts. Right before Emm gets a chance to finish humiliating Ryno he remembers he has a league game and voluntarily hops out the ring.
    • Drifter slowly....
    Shit gotta go back to work will finish later:)
     
  6. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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    In straight up matches, I like my chances just due to size difference and the fact I have a fighting background. Rumble style I would get my ass kicked because my cardio is shit these days.
     
  7. Drifterbub

    Drifterbub Help me hide a body?

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    Ryno is a hippie, so that automatically disqualifies him in any sort of confrontation. If this was a sit-in or demonstration to preserve and landmark building, he would win.

    And Jerzey, the back corner player for the Minnesota Golden Golphers would disagree... Or at least the back of his head would.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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    God, that makes me hurt Drifter. I got shot in the top of the head once because I got caught in crossfire (playing in the woods) and went prone.
     
  9. Drifterbub

    Drifterbub Help me hide a body?

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    Ha, yeah the top of the head isn't fun. Although I started to be numb to a lot of that shit in my senior year. I put 2/3 into this guys shoulder as I rounded the bunker the 4/5 in the back of his head as he winced in pain. There is a picture of him after the game, I'll see if I can find it.


    On topic, we should all note that I'm from the "lower income side of town" and will be certainly obligated to fight dirty in order to keep my street cred up.
     
  10. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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    On topic, ditto.:) I was guvament cheez poor as a kid.
     
  11. HackGolfer

    HackGolfer Administrator

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    My vote is for Drifter.. He is one dirty bitch
     
  12. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey I'd take her out for some casadias

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Gyrene76

    Gyrene76 What does the fox say?

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    haha

    lol....these cracked me up
     
  14. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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    Dexter!
     
  15. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    Who doesn't like dexter. Doakes was the fuckin best, I miss him.
     
  16. Bulldog

    Bulldog Coach Richt is my Dawg!

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    Ya but that crazy bitch made him go kaboom! lol
     
  17. JerzeyReign

    JerzeyReign #BeatOhio

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    Aww shit I forgot about this thread... don't know where my mind was wandering that day:)... I've been shot in ass before by a paintball gun... worse feeling ever...
     
  18. Gyrene76

    Gyrene76 What does the fox say?

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    After talking to @Emmdotfrisk for a while now,

    I'm thinking about changing my vote. Dude's reserved, but he's possibly just full of quiet confidence ready to snap
     
  19. JerzeyReign

    JerzeyReign #BeatOhio

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    Nah, Emmdot's a suburb gangsta... lol jk
     
  20. Emmdotfrisk

    Emmdotfrisk Working half days on my days off.

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    Pardon my tits, haha
     
  21. Emmdotfrisk

    Emmdotfrisk Working half days on my days off.

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    gotta be quiet when the box is in the bedroom and the lady is reading/sleeping when I am playing.
     
  22. Gyrene76

    Gyrene76 What does the fox say?

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    I agree man,

    same set-up w/me. Luckily the wife's a deep sleeper
     
  23. Cimmy24

    Cimmy24 Candy Ass Self

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    Hack wins via plague of gingervitis
     
  24. Shaun Mason

    Shaun Mason Somebody you used to know.

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  25. Keller

    Keller The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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    I still don't know who to vote for. Decisions decisions.
     

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