Yet another year, and another set of power rankings. For the new guys, this is where I get to tell everyone how much they've disappointed over the current season. Let's begin...cheesy fucks. 1. #3 3-0: With a 3-0 record and 2 user wins he get's the top spot. Wins over OSU and Nebraska as he runs rough shot over the Big 12 is a nice start. Way to man up guys..... 2. #1 4-0: A convincing win over Clemson is our lone user win to start the season. This team is the real deal though. I'm the only weak spot for LSU. If you gave this team to one of these guys that can really play they'd be the head and shoulders favorite to win it all. On the other hand we're all just kind of waiting to see how I fuck this one up. 3. #2 3-0: Every year I do this first set of power rankings and I see teams with 1 or 2 user wins or losses in some cases. Every year I also look at a top 5 Florida team that has played the equivalent of patty cake in the first quarter of the season.? He does play Nebraska and LSU in back to back weeks later. But maybe we could start challenging our Katy Perry loving friend here with some early tests in the coming years? 4. #13 3-0: They get the 4th spot due to the turnaround. This team was terrible for a few years. They have a user win over Georgia and have what will be a landmark game in Blacksburg in week 7. Nice job Gravityyy. I think Gravityy is UNC or am I mistaken? I apologize we've had some turnover lately, and I'm a drunk so I don't always remember who is who. Nice job to whomever is UNC though...ok moving on 5. #4 3-0: Penn State is another team that has really turned shit around. They've had some tough years, but they are ranked #4 and are off to a great start. They're season really starts around week 8 where they are inundated with user games. Good Luck man. 6. #21 2-0: Maryland had a big win over OSU, but struggled with S. Carolina but got an over time win. We don't know anything about Maryland yet. We'll find out what they're about soon enough. But the fact that they've only played 2 games and he's new to the league assured him that he would finish at the bottom of the top half. Sorry man that's how it works. This is where it starts getting ugly though. 7. #20 2-1: He is 1-1 in user games. 1 was a close loss to Alabama the other a come from behind job against Clemson. Alabama couldn't punch their way out of a wet paper bag so that close win almost equals a loss. Beating Clemson is good though. I look at Sparty like a chubby girl with big tits...yes she's a little chubby, but she has big tits...do the tits make up for the extra lbs? For me no, but for some yes... 8. #9 2-1: They lost to VT so they contributed to the Big 10 losing much face in the first quarter of this season. He won it all last year though, so wtf does he care? He has no OSU on the schedule this year. 9. #11 2-1: His only user loss was to UNC who is on their way up. Georgia plays @LSU and @Florida in back to back weeks here before too long. 10. #8 2-2: #8? Lost to Maryland, Lost to VT but schooled Bama. So he can beat 2nd rate SEC teams, but can't be 2nd or 1st rate ACC teams. Ok got it. The Big 10 needs to step their game up. Look at them anchoring the rankings. Everyone point and laugh now 11. UR 1-2: Lost to MSU and LSU. At least They have an excuse. They are rolling out an option offense and an undermanned defense. They are finding ways to stay in games though, so much love for Aarondramp. You'll get it together. Alabama is being left off this power rating. I don't even want to talk about it. See you guys in 4 weeks. Feel free to discuss what you've read here.